text from my mom: do u have any shinny gold tops

me: uh. maybe. probably. yes. why? (uh embarrassing. whatever i used to love sequins deal with it)

mom: your brother wants 2 be robot from party rock anthem video for halloween. watch video l8r

me: (crying/jumping off a cliff)

-fin-

WHY. i mean, my brother is only 9 but oh my god why is he watching that video and listening to that song? i have failed as a sister

there are few people on this earth more infuriating than the asshats known as LMFAO